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Her Husband Just Never Paid Any Attention To Her... (humor?)

I used to have this girlfriend whose husband just never paid any attention to her.  It turns out the poor guy was hard of hearing.

So... wifey took him to a specialist, and ended up purchasing hearing aids for him.  They were those special ones that needed to be implanted.

Well... one day her hubby, whose eyesight was also failing, went to the doctor to get the devices implanted.  But... as bad luck would have it... he ran into a bit of a problem because of his eyesight.

When he got to the medical building, he mis-read the signs, and went into the dentist's office instead of visiting the ear specialist.  The dentist... also being an older fellow whose skills were in decline... ended up taking the two hearing devices and implanted them in two of the gentleman's teeth.

So now... the wife thinks her husband can hear her, but unfortunately, he only hears her when he "chews" to.    < ducking >

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Comment balloon 28 commentsKaren Anne Stone • September 29 2012 08:43AM



Good morning, thanks for the humor. Hope you have a great weekend. 

Posted by Alan Kirkpatrick, Alan in Austin (Austin Texas Homes) over 8 years ago

Karen - a good "shaggy dog" story to start the weekend. I shall store it...

Posted by Larry O'Sullivan over 8 years ago

Alan:  It's so dark and dreary here in drizzly Fort Worth this morning.  I just HAD to do something... LOL

Larry:  So THIS is what a "shaggy dog" story is?  Whenever I have heard that saying... I always wondered where it came from.  Google... here I come.  Sometimes my "humor" is so "out in the middle of nowhere"... I have no clue if anyone will "get it."  We shall see.  I know this one's a stretch.

Posted by Karen Anne Stone, Fort Worth Real Estate (New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County) over 8 years ago

So funny I sure needed a good laugh today. Thanks for sharing the humor I hope you have a great weekend.

Posted by Pat Champion, Call the "CHAMPION" for all your real estate needs (John Roberts Realty) over 8 years ago

Pat:  Thank you so much.  It was just a twisted little story that crept into my brain while I was sipping my coffee this morning.  I'm glad it brought a smile to your face.  And you and the folks at Camelot have a great weekend, as well.

Posted by Karen Anne Stone, Fort Worth Real Estate (New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County) over 8 years ago

I think my husband went to the same dentist. Have a great day, Karen Anne. .

Posted by Debbie Laity, Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO (Cedaredge Land Company) over 8 years ago

Nice chuckle Karen, thank you!  Have a great weekend.

Posted by Peggy Hughes/pha logistix, inc., SF NYC LA (pha logistix inc) over 8 years ago

Ok, I had to read that twice. Cute!! And most men are like this whether they have implants or not. :)

Posted by Karen Fiddler, Broker/Owner, Orange County & Lake Arrowhead, CA (949)510-2395 (Karen Parsons-Fiddler, Broker 949-510-2395) over 8 years ago

Always room for a good laugh on a busy weekend! Thanks for providing some comic relief ;)

Have a great night!

Posted by Shannon Milligan, Richmond VA Real Estate Agent/Associate Broker, RVA Home Team - Winning with Integrity. (RVA Home Team) over 8 years ago

Oh, the many sides of Karen Anne...  From political posts to good clean fun. That's the ticket.

Posted by Jill Sackler, LI South Shore Real Estate - Broker Associate (Charles Rutenberg Realty Inc. 516-575-7500) over 8 years ago

Karen Anne, I can relate because there is something about that selective hearing.

Posted by Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties, The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730 (Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070) over 8 years ago

Hi Karen Anne,

I love it! I think I can relate!! Thanks for sharing!

Posted by Dorie Dillard CRS GRI ABR, Serving Buyers & Sellers in NW Austin Real Estate (Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899) over 8 years ago

That was so incredibly bad....I'd be ducking too!  LOL!

Posted by Sussie Sutton, David Tracy Real Estate for Buyers & Sellers (David Tracy Real Estate) over 8 years ago

Okay listen up...that joke is a bit hard to swallow...nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Posted by Mike McCann - Nebraska Farm Land Broker, Farm Land For Sale 308-627-3700 or 800-241-3940 (Mike McCann - Broker, Mach1 Realty Farmland Broker-Auctioneer Serving Rural Nebraska) over 8 years ago

Great way to start a Monday morning with a laugh.  :)  Have a great week!

Posted by Joy Daniels (Joy Daniels Real Estate Group, Ltd.) over 8 years ago

Thanks for the Monday morning smile Karen.  Hope you had a great weekend and are looking forward to a great week ahead my friend ....

Posted by John McCormack, CRS, Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me! (Albuquerque Homes Realty) over 8 years ago

What a groaner Karen Anne. Thanks for the clean joke.

Posted by MichelleCherie Carr Crowe Just Call...408-252-8900, Family Helping Families Buy & Sell Homes 40+ Years (Get Results Team...Just Call (408) 252-8900! . DRE #00901962 . Licensed to Sell since 1985 . Altas Realty) over 8 years ago

Karen Anne, pretty hilarious.  I like the corny ones like this.

Posted by Mona Gersky, GRI,IMSD-Taking the mystery out of real estate. (MoonDancer Realty, Dillsboro,NC) over 8 years ago
Lol...what kind of coffee do you drink?. I might have to mix that in with my coffee. If I chews to that is!!
Posted by John & Irma Nelson, San Antonio Real Estate Agents - San Antonio Homes (San Antonio Real Estate Broker/Agent with Get It Sold Realty) over 8 years ago

Karen Ann ~ corniest joke I've heard in a LONG time. :)

Posted by Diane M. Phillips Realtor 443-286-4365, Specializing in Carroll Co., MD (Frankly Real Estate Inc.) over 8 years ago

Haha...:-) And some of these comments are pretty funny too.. :-) I hope you are having a great week! -Kasey

Posted by Kasey & John Boles, Boise & Meridian, ID Ada/Canyon/Gem/Boise Counties (Jon Gosche Real Estate, LLC - over 8 years ago

Mona and Diane:  You're thanking me for a corny joke?  Awww... "shucks."  < I'm sorry, but I guess you need to think about that one, too. >

And yes, if I were to tell this joke out loud, it would be with a "husky" voice.  Yes, I would be giving you an "ear" full.  And if you ran away from me so I could not tell you any more "corny" jokes... I would track you down.  Kinda like "stalk'ing" you, I guess.  Hmmmm

Posted by Karen Anne Stone, Fort Worth Real Estate (New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County) over 8 years ago

Thanks for the early morning chuckle Karen.

Posted by Bob Crane, Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671 (Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, Keller Williams Fox Cities) over 8 years ago

GROAN, GROAN, GROAN, but groaning with a smile on my face, Karen Anne.  

Posted by Juli Vosmik, Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739 (Dominion Fine Properties) over 8 years ago

Juli:  Oh, thank you so much.  A "groan" is my preferred response to jokes like this.  But... to get THREE groans, and all three in CAPITAL letters... wow.  What more could a girl with a demented sense of humor want.  :)  Hopefully you rolled your eyes while you were groaning...

Posted by Karen Anne Stone, Fort Worth Real Estate (New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County) over 8 years ago

Good Morning Karen Anne,

 no this one should be featured...I cannot believe that nobody suggested it.  I will.   It is funny!  Thanks for saring.  Have a great weekend

Posted by C. Lloyd McKenzie, Living Albuquerque about 8 years ago

Karen Ann, lol - too funny and too corny :)


Posted by Sharon Alters, Realtor - Homes for Sale Fleming Island FL (Coldwell Banker Vanguard Realty - 904-673-2308) about 8 years ago

Oh, No!    I "chews" to read it, giggle, and then tell you that all of the pix in my Meet Up post are now labeled.   Thanks for visiting!

Posted by Dagny Eason, Fairfield County CT, CDPE Homes For Sale and Condo (Dagny's Real Estate) about 8 years ago