I just KNOW it was the beans. That's the ONLY thing it COULD have been ! Must be some ancient recipe, I guess.
Little did Mr Bush, or his Doggie in those cute commercials that Bush's Beans has on the Tube every once in awhile... little did they know.
But... there I was. Last Night !
Wide awake as can be. Heck... it was Four O'Clock in the Morning, for gosh sakes !
And ME. Just lying there (or is it just LAYING there ? Gotta look that up.)
Yeah... in bed. Mollie T was out in the living room... Zonked out on top of her favorite spot on the back of the sofa. It is SUCH a good thing that Mollie T does not snore. But, I digress.
Mollie was Zonked. And there I was. Asking the Eternal Question. That one question that I am SURE was being asked by others last night, or this morning... your choice... at Four O'Clock.
How the Heck do I get to sleep ? I am tired. I just KNOW I am. And then... I thought of it. The Answer. Mother Nature's Finest.
So... off I waddled to the pantry... hoping my Treasure would be there. Did I, or Did I Not... eat the last can of Bush's Beans... Country Style, of course ?
There were Two Cans Left ! I guess... one for me, and one for Mollie T ? Nah... Miss Mollie doesn't eat "people food."
So, first... open the can. Then... into the bowl. Finally... into the Nuke-ya-lizer. (Thanks for that, George W !)
Yum... said I... sittin' in the gushy chair... eating my beans... Bush's Country Style. Gotta Be "Bush's Country Style."
As I sat there... I saw something out of the corner of my eye. It was Mollie T. I think the "it's finished" bell on the Nuke-ya-lizer woke her up. She meowed, gave me the "kittie finger"... and rolled over... back to sleep.
And me. I put the dish in the sink, waddled back into the bedroom. Crawled into bed. And that's the LAST thing I remembered until I woke up at 9:02AM !
The Beans Did it ! Yeah... it musta been the beans.